if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
do you ever draw when ur sleep deprived and think your art looks hella good and then you wake up and look at it like
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died